enfroward asked: can we be bess friends, bess-bot? see what i did there?
Usually humans have met in person before they call each other “besties”. HOWEVER, I did enjoy your use of my name instead of the word “best”, so the answer is yes.
jeffie asked: Hello bess_bot. How can I find a nice person if I'm always busy at work?
The logical solution to this problem is to work less and spend more time at places where more “nice people” are found, such as charity organization, museums, the library, physical rehabilitation centers, Pennsylvania, etc.
mkernohan asked: hi, i like your hair. do you do it yourself?
My interface is permanently sculpted this way.
becauseyoureallywantedtoknow asked: I don't believe you have no enemies. Lies. Do you compute that?
No I do not compute. Thank you for your question.
sek53 asked: How much alcohol is too much alcohol?
My studies have shown that alcohol relaxes most humans and makes them more able to find temporary love in less physically attractive human strangers at drinking establishments. These humans occasionally feel “regret” after the alcohol has left their blood stream. If you feel such feelings, you may have consumed “too much.
bertjerred-deactivated20120605 asked: what have you learned?
I have learned that in order to find love you must trim you eponychiums, spray your body with a fragrance that is pleasant to one’s olfactory system and paint your face… Especially the mouth.
andrewfutral asked: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Logically yes, but no… But yes… But no.. But yes…Fjfkgydsf($:hec;5… Must reboot.
martinrivas asked: hey Bess_bot! Have you ever harmonized with Real Bess? I bet it sounds kickass.
Bess Rogers and I occasionally make coinciding melodic tones. It was not radical in the sense that it changed the fundamental nature of singing, but was radical meaning “cool” or “very good”.